now this is why they should bring back home ec. we dumbasses dive into college and the so-called ‘real world’ with no knowledge of this stuff, only knowing how to find the square root of x divided by a donkey’s left testicle
Never underestimate, poor hungry and desperate. Your body is a temple, how much you think I could get for it? I will take cold showers now on until I learn, once you fucked with fire all thats left is for you is to burn baby burn, baby burn. I want world domination, just like anybody else. If you hear me talking strategy it’s only to myself. Every bodies gotta have a game plan, cut it up a couple different ways. Hope no one remembers these darkest of my days.
Cause I can feel my self falling apart, I guess that’s when I closed my eyes. I imagine one day things settling and I think about what that might be like. Cause I love you, I miss you, I wanna love and kiss you. I love you, I miss you, I wanna fucking kiss you. (I’m sorry)
When my mind is uncertain, my body decides. When my mind is uncertain, my body decides. When my mind is uncertain, my body decides. When my mind is uncertain, my body decides.
THE FUNNIEST THING ABT CHOPPED IS like its like “2.3 seconds left” and these chefs R like “DAMN LEMME MAKE A VINAIGRETTE RN” AND IM ON MY COUCH SCREAMING IMTO A PILLOW LIKE BRAD YOU HAVE A SECOND LEFT AND YOURE PULLING OUT UR BLENDER
